Five reasons why I won't be able to shop for a new Holiday cocktail dress this weekend:
1) It's cold outside.
2) It's the Kris Kringle Crawl on Saturday, which means all day drinking and crawling (bar crawl, not on my actual knees)! Oh and The Professor's B-day celebration that night. Hopefully she won't mind if I stop by dressed in red velvet and white fur, already sufficiently liquored up enough to be friendly to everybody. Repeat after me - I drink to be friendly.
3) It's REALLY COLD outside!
4) Sunday Funday is already booked and when brunch starts at noon, it's an all day drinking and football affair and there is absolutely no way I can have an opinion on a cocktail dress when I'm seeing double. I might end up buying a dress that makes me look like an extra for Pink Elephants on Parade.
5) It is FUCKING COLD OUTSIDE!
Ok, now that I have gotten that out of my system, I promise I will not whine about the cold anymore this year. However January and February of 2009 are not included in that deal. You have now been warned.
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When you get cold, you know where you can come for a vacation! Warning: it's cold here, too. the temp. is officially below 70 degrees. Don't worry, I'm wearing my black suede boots today.
A friend told me about the Kris Kringle Pub Crawl and sent me to the website: http://www.kriskringlepubcrawl.com. That site has no itinerary and no contact information so I Googled the event and your blog came up. Can you help me with the itinerary? Is the Community Walk site I found the correct route for this year: http://www.communitywalk.com/kris_kringle_pub_crawl/map/33338? I thought this would be a great event to follow for a couple hours and take some photos. I am photographing a children's charity event Saturday evening so participating is just not an option for me. Thanks for the help.
Dan
I hear ya sista! When it's cold the last thing I want to do is take off my clothes in a dressing room to try on dresses.
drink more... it makes to cold go away
You have made the right decision
There is never a good excuse to NOT go shopping. It is an obligation, a necessity.
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