Thursday, May 22, 2008


Overheard at a bar last night:

Girl: “What would you do if you got stuck on a toilet seat?”
Guy: “For how long?”
Girl: “Why does it matter?”
Guy: “Because I want to know how many times I can masturbate before my roommate gets home.”

Ah, to be twenty-something again and have roommates...NOT!

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