Mutants!

Has anybody seen this:

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/11/25/1688782.aspx

My only question is - with all the mutations happening around the world, mostly in third world countries, when are we going to finally develop mutations like the X-Men? I'm really looking forward to changing weather patterns like Storm, because it's way too cold for my tastes right now.

Cheers and Happy Thanksgiving!